Uncategorized RoadWhinge on 21 Nov 2006 10:25 am
Boom Boom Boom
At first I thought it was just me getting old, but then I heard people half my age complaining about the same thing, and I felt vindicated.
Can you guess what the topic of this post is, just from the title?
Those tragic little pillocks with their booming in-car sound systems. Believe me, I have looked into this - which means I interrogated my friend’s chavvy son-in-law, and my daughter’s idiot boyfriend (Hi, Terry!) - and the following facts emerge:
1) The vacuous crap that they play on these things is not always even the driver’s preferred kind of music. It is selected for pose value. Many of the drivers would never listen to it in the privacy of their bedrooms.
2) A lot of them can’t take the moronic din themselves, and they wear earplugs while they are driving.
These sound systems can cost an absolute fortune. Surely it would be cheaper and just as effective to spend £10 to get “Tosser” printed on a t-shirt…